Check the calendar!

Yup, it's 1 April. And you didn't really think I was about to jack in the job I love for a new life as a grease monkey, did you? You did?

Remember - I'm the ex-sub-editor who worked for well over a year on the pages of one of the UK's biggest-selling weekly car magazines. When I arrived there, I thought a MacPherson Strut was a Scottish country dance until the production editor beat that out of me with a leftover exhaust pipe. And by the time I left, I still hadn't quite figured out what an overhead camshaft is...

And while you're remembering, Kwik-Fit's loss is the reading world's gain.