Amazon - how to lose customers

Thank you. Not.

Please tell your idiot delivery person to ring my door bell, rather than dumping my parcel of books in the shrubbery on a wet day. I only spotted the package by chance, otherwise it would have sat there for a long time. And then, had it not been nicked by the local hooligans, the contents would have been ruined.

As it is, you are lucky that the contents were merely chilled rather than damp.

I am not impressed.